fuckiero:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

(via toxicwaltz)

britney2007spears:

twink selfies be like

britney2007spears:

twink selfies be like

(via zackisontumblr)

sitsinchairs:

PLEASE LET 19 BE THE QUESTION NUMBER AND NOT THE ANSWER.

sitsinchairs:

PLEASE LET 19 BE THE QUESTION NUMBER AND NOT THE ANSWER.

(via syleyndra)

unfrickable:

unclefather:

sashagreystoilet:

again

like this has happened before

as in more than once

unfrickable:

unclefather:

sashagreystoilet:

again

like this has happened before

as in more than once

(via syleyndra)

drunktrophywife:

One of the sprouse twins has an Instagram dedicated to taking pictures of people who take pictures of him and it’s amazing

(via condom)

riyal:

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

 

(via jondelouis)

yonceallonhismouthlikepizza:

When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too

yonceallonhismouthlikepizza:

When a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes off too

(via zackisontumblr)

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

laurenisnotsolovely:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

handsoming:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i don’t like labels but…… yes it’s true I’m a gamer girl(;

The disk isnt even plugged in

um…… did you not hear me sweetie?(: haha I’m a gamer girl.. im pretty sure I know how to use my nintendo(;

That game isn’t even for a fucking Nintendo. “Oh look at me! I have a super fucking old video game! I’m such a gamer girl :)” You’re only a gamer girl if you own a COUPLE gaming consoles and actually KNOW how to use them and play video games that AREN’T hyped. What you found was an old video game that you don’t even know how to use. You’re not a gamer girl. Please stop.

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

spicy-vagina-tacos:

laurenisnotsolovely:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

handsoming:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i don’t like labels but…… yes it’s true I’m a gamer girl(;

The disk isnt even plugged in

um…… did you not hear me sweetie?(: haha I’m a gamer girl.. im pretty sure I know how to use my nintendo(;

That game isn’t even for a fucking Nintendo. “Oh look at me! I have a super fucking old video game! I’m such a gamer girl :)” You’re only a gamer girl if you own a COUPLE gaming consoles and actually KNOW how to use them and play video games that AREN’T hyped. What you found was an old video game that you don’t even know how to use. You’re not a gamer girl. Please stop.

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

(via syleyndra)

theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

(via circumcising)

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

440-tuneit:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

440-tuneit:

flagget:

440-tuneit:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

Dammit I forgot to bring my pineapple to class

Fun fact: One time in my English class, this dude walks in like 10 minutes late. He’s carrying a pineapple with him. I figure he needs it for something later on in the day so I don’t think anything of it. Well about 5 minutes after he sits down, this dude pulls out his pineapple, starts turning it around in his hands, stares at it, and STARTS EATING IT. SKIN AND EVERYTHING. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW PINEAPPLE SKIN WAS EDIBLE. I don’t think I had ever been more confused in my life. I wish I still had the picture I took of it saved on my phone.

Oklahoma is a strange state

You have no idea

Reading that was an experience

i found the pictures



OH MY GOD

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

440-tuneit:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

440-tuneit:

flagget:

440-tuneit:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

Dammit I forgot to bring my pineapple to class

Fun fact: One time in my English class, this dude walks in like 10 minutes late. He’s carrying a pineapple with him. I figure he needs it for something later on in the day so I don’t think anything of it. Well about 5 minutes after he sits down, this dude pulls out his pineapple, starts turning it around in his hands, stares at it, and STARTS EATING IT. SKIN AND EVERYTHING. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW PINEAPPLE SKIN WAS EDIBLE. I don’t think I had ever been more confused in my life. I wish I still had the picture I took of it saved on my phone.

Oklahoma is a strange state

You have no idea

Reading that was an experience

i found the pictures

OH MY GOD

(via jondelouis)

bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

(via guy)